Bang, bang, your dead, hole in your head. 

Hey Cool Cats

Hey I actually got a request to update the Sacred and Profane. Thats right baby: My buddy Ben Steimsma from High-school (A former Yuper, none other) told me I should do a little updating. I felt that I had no fans for a while there, but if a Yuper can like it, than why can't you? Allthough, I do have a few more fans in the business. Jonny D calls it his favorite website. My roomate Darrin, can't stop praising me for the humor and greatness apparent in my writing. Curious George calls it "a breakthrough for the Blog Business. The Sacred and the Profane should be on everyone's quick link tab." I tell curious George he's full of it, but he wants to start writing a few entries of his own. I said it was fine with me, only I had to check in with my extensive fan base first. So let me know guys if you want to see some entries with Curious George and I'll be sure to post them. Also, send me an email or a reply if you want me to post something of your own - Don't be timid, who cares if 20 thousand people are going to read it? This is a community thing so I would be happy to post just about anything. If you have a picture of two big naked bikers having sex in the woods though, don't send it. No one needs to see that. Seriously though, I'll update more if my fans give me more input and some of there stuff to post. Lets make this thing a Juggernaught. Send me links to your sight or other super cool, hip sights. Question of the day: Can you think of a better sight than the Sacred and Profane? let me know kids.

Yours Truly,
The Gooch Doctor

Our band got to record a song at this small studio. But don't let its smallness fool you. Cleary you can see all the buttons. I pushed the button that automatically makes you a rock star. Nogga Nootch. 

Drummer Spee and Bassist yeong getting all up in your face like a couple of bad asses. 

Yeong and Dave at the studio. Yeong looks sexy here eh? Let me know if you want me to give you his number. 

This is me and my fellow guitarst Dave Riley. Our band that lasted about a week and a half got to record a song at this here studio. Dave and I will still rock your socks off though.... maybe 

Yeong, me, Jonny D, and Darrin kicken bootty and taken names at Nubs Nob. 

Sly-man doing it old-school Daffy style. I can do a daffy and a 360 off jumps - is that a deep bank of tricks? Its the deep end, its the deep end, pulling Daffy's out of my butt, its the deep end. 

mmmmmm I like Natalie. New poll: Tell me how hot Natalie is on a scale of 1-10. Also, whats hotter.....girls with short hair or long.  

She's on my team! 

Eunich just got done doing a few back-flips while pullin a screamin-semen. The camera was running a little slow that day. 

This is the jump we built right outside our apartments. Jonny D's just doing one for the fans. 

This pic was taken in the back of a little, short, yellow bus 

This is usually the move I pull when going in for that first kiss. Some say a kiss on the first date scares the girl away........Yea righ, you just have to go in there with a little confidence. 

Me and my momma rockin out 

This is me and my little bro Tucker outside the airport in Florida over C-mas break. We saw wild pigs at the place we stayed at. They were ugly as sin. 

this is our wall of posters at the apartment. Thats Shane McConkey on the TV doing some skiing action. No one is as cool as Shane McConkey....except maybe Tanner Hall. 

when Darrin is not snoring he's usually meditating on the counter.  

Just another night at the Zeta apartments.  

anime chicks and assualt weapons....it really doesn't get to much better